“Hmmm”, said Claire one January morning as she battled with her stupid tax return.
“Hmmm, I wonder if I can get away with blogging about my very own English Wedding facebook page today.”
Over in the corner, the taxman nodded sagely, looking at his watch.
Thought Claire, “Well, I have just uploaded a batch of rather special wedding photos from a few of the real weddings I’m about to blog.” and then, looking vaguely guilty, “and it did take a whole five minutes to do that.”
The taxman leant forwards. “I’ll beat you with this big stick if you think you’re going to write a full blog post, Missy.” he said in a threatening manner.
Claire hid under the table then, and published the shameless plug for her facebook page anyway.