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Valentine Survey Reveals Odd Things Men Wear During Sex

This time it’s your fault… I’m sharing another funny article from Socked.co.uk today! You all enjoyed last Sunday’s blog post about men’s brains being wired differently (explaining why they allegedly forget Valentine’s Day and other important dates). Today is all about Prince Harry masks and hats. I have a feeling you’ll be giggling along with me again. Enjoy!

Survey reveals bizarre clothes worn during lovemaking

Gentlemen around Britain have opened up about what they wear during sex in a survey carried out on behalf of sock subscription service socked.co.uk.

Prince Harry

It’ll all become clear if you keep reading!

While many said they wore nothing at all, others admitted they like the comfort of going to bed with their socks on, an act which has provoked female outrage since time immemorial.

Others admitted to wearing a football shirt, fancy dress, underwear (their own or their partner’s), and in one case, a Prince Harry face mask.

“We’re not surprised,” said Mark Hall, Gentleman Creation Officer at Socked.co.uk, “people just don’t seem to understand the powerful attraction and – let’s face it – the essential comfort of the humble sock.”

“As part of our research, we found no end of women’s lifestyle articles on the web complaining about men wearing socks to bed, but they just don’t understand how the male mind works.”

“One item even complained about men being ‘too lazy’ to take their socks off, asking ‘What else might he be too lazy to do?’. We say the last thing he wants on a cold February night is to get cold feet. Socks complete the Valentine’s Day experience, and are too crucial to be forgotten.

“The Prince Harry face mask still freaks us out, though.”

Among the sensible and not-so-sensible answers to the Socked poll were:

– Nothing

– Socks

– Football shirt

– Prefer not to say

– Hat

– Glasses

– Fully clothed

– Dressing-up costume

– Underwear

– Partner’s underwear

– Prince Harry face mask

“The figures are clear to see,” said Hall, “and they send one message to the gentlewomen of Britain.

“If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Send your loved one the gift of a sock subscription from socked.co.uk this Valentine’s Day. They look great with or without clothes and will keep both you and your partner happy all year round.”

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Socked.co.uk is a black sock subscription service for discerning gentlemen; based in the UK they provide high quality socks for men that are delivered monthly, every three or six months.

Socked.co.uk also gives free etiquette and style tips to gentlemen.

The service appeals to time-poor men, and for people who want to buy that stylish gift that keeps giving. Subscriptions start at just £5.99 a month or £19 a year. Delivery is free and you can cancel anytime.

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So! Anyone care to comment?!

Claire Gould

Claire spends her days writing - either in beautiful calligraphy or online. She lives on the edge of the English Lake District only minutes away from the beach, where she loves to escape and unwind. Claire's calligraphy can be found at www.byMoonandTide.com. Claire launched the English Wedding Blog in November 2009 - it's been a top 10 UK wedding blog ever since, with a regional focus we hope you LOVE.

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6 COMMENTS
  • Amy
    7 years ago

    This made me giggle!
    Just had a stressful hour attempting to fit in a wedding rehearsal around the Church’s Pentecost celebrations, my Dad’s working hours and the Vicar’s many commitments.
    Light relief was needed, and I found it 🙂
    Thank you.
    Seriously, a Prince Harry Mask?! That’s one weird answer…

    • Claire Gould
      7 years ago
      AUTHOR

      Hi Amy, I hope you’re having a better day today! I really hope your wedding rehearsal was fine, and don’t worry – it’ll all come together on the big day. 🙂

      As for Prince Harry… I hope it was only one weird answer. You’ve just set me to wondering if five respondents said it. 😉

      Claire xx

  • Pearl
    7 years ago

    My man always keeps his socks on and I’ve given up complaining. However, he has promised to take them off on our wedding night. Lucky me.

    • Claire Gould
      7 years ago
      AUTHOR

      Haha… nice comment, Pearl. Perhaps get him some special ones for the occasion. 😉

  • Wendy Bell
    7 years ago

    I don’t see the problem with keeping socks on if it’s cold…there’s nothing worse than cold toes! 😉

    • Claire Gould
      7 years ago
      AUTHOR

      Hee – Wendy you’re so practical!
      Did I mention how much I LOVE that inspiration board?!
      Claire xx

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